I call bulls&^t
James came down wearing a tighty whitey, grabbed a jug of water, gave us all a bunch off loonies, poured the water on himself and tried to get us to throw the loonies at him, thats when we all bolted, should have seen Cindy's face, we had to fight her off, she wanted to leave with us!
At least now we know why there was a brass pole in the living room.
That picture of the xray that GKafer posted was probably from after we left and James decided to put on a show for Cindy and he slipped off the pole.