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Offline James Buchan

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« on: October 20, 2004, 08:53:19 PM »
OSAMA WRITES TO GEORGE W.

After numerous rounds of  \"We don't even know if Osama is still alive,\"

Osama himself decided to send George W.  a letter in his own

handwriting to let  him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

        370HSSV-0773H

 Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell.

Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA,  

then to the Secret Service.

With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP

(Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.

The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

\"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down\"
 
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Offline Chris

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2004, 08:55:46 PM »
This probably true............
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2004, 09:00:10 PM »
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.  After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. \"Billy.\"  \"And what is your question, Billy?\"
\"I have 3 questions.  First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?  Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?  And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?\"

Just then the bell rings for recess.  George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, \"OK, where were we?  Oh that's right question time.  Who has a question?\" Another little boy puts up his hand.  George points him out and asks him what his name is.
\"Steve\"  \"And what is your question, Steve?\"
 \"I have 5 questions.  First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?  Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?  Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?  Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?  And fifth, what the fu*k happened to  Billy?\"
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2004, 09:41:28 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2004, 10:22:08 PM »
Funny thing is, GB wouldn't be able to read that if it was right side up.  :D  
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2004, 07:00:59 AM »
Quote
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
WHO YOU LAUGHING AT???
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2004, 08:25:29 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2004, 04:35:29 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2004, 04:41:32 PM »
Bush says

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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2004, 11:58:31 AM »
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

\"I don't know what to do here,\" says the devil. \"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.\" George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. No!\" George said. \"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.\"  

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. \"No! I ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!\" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, \"Yeah, I can handle this.\"

The devil smiled and said ...

\"MONICA, you're free to go!\"
 
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2004, 03:48:03 PM »
good one.  :D  
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