Found from another forum
92 Reason's why Volkswagens are better than women.
1. Volkswagen's don't get pregnant
2. You can drive your Volkswagen any time of the month
3. Volkswagens don't have parents
4. Volkswagens don't car how many other Volkswagens you've ridden
5. Volkswagens don't whine unless something is really wrong
6. You can share your Volkswagen with your friends
7. When driving, you and your Volkswagen can arrive at the same time.
8. Volkswagen's don't care how many other Volkswagens you have
9. Volkswagens don't care don't care if you look at other Volkswagens
10. Volkswagens don't care if you buy Volkswagen Magazine.
11. If your Volkswagen goes flat, you can fix it.
12. If your Volkswagen is too loose, you can tighten it.
13. If your Volkswagen is misaligned you don;t have to discuss politics with it
14. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Volkswagen.
15. If you say bad things to your Volkswagen, You don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
16. You can drive your Volkswagen as long as you want and it won't get sore
17. You can stop driving your Volkswagen as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
18. Your parents won't remain in touch with your Volkswagen after you dump it.
19. Volkswagen's don't get headaches.
20. Volkswagen's don't insult you if you're a bad driver
21. Your Volkswagen never wants a night out with the other Volkswagens
22. Volkswagen's don't care if you're late.
23. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Volkswagen
24. If your Volkswagen doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
25. You can drive your Volkswagen the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner
26. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Volkswagen is a decent seat belt.
27. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Volkswagen
28. Your Volkswagen is never embarrassed to go topless in public
29. You only have to feed your Volkswagen when you use it
30. Volkswagen's don't care how much money you spend on them
31. You never have to worry about your Volkswagen spending your money
32. You don't have to remember your Volkswagen's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries
33. You can feel free to remark about how much better your Volkswagen is riding lately
34. Volkswagen's don't leak for 10 minutes after you drive them hard
35. If your Volkswagens head blows you can replace the gasket.
36. Volkswagens will start no matter what time of day it is
37. Volkswagens don't have to have a shower every morning
38. Volkswagen's cost less
39. Volkswagen's never stop working
40. Volkswagen's don't complain about how loud the music is
41. Volkswagen's don't get tired of traveling
42. Volkswagen's can hold more than women
43. You can Look at other pictures of nice Volkswagen's all you want and not feel like a pervert
44. You can lust after another Volkswagen and your current Volkswagen won't care
45. You can hang any kind of Volkswagen picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble
46. Women can't go 170 miles per hour
47. A Volkswagen Doesn't have friends that will talk about you and tell it that you are no good for it
48. You can rub and Wax a Volkswagen in your driveway and not get arrested
49. Volkswagen's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight
50. If you are nice enough your friend will almost always let you borrow their Volkswagen
51. You can get together with friends and compare Volkswagens and not sound like pigs
52. Volkswagen's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days
53. You can have two Volkswagen's at once and they won't be jealous of each other
54. Volkswagen's don't have relatives that you have to be nice too
55. You can always test drive a Volkswagen before making a commitment
56. If there is a problem with your Volkswagen you can pay someone else to fix it
57. Your Volkswagen doesn't care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on
58. You have 100% complete control over the direction of your Volkswagen at all times
59. Volkswagen's could care less about commitment
60. If your Volkswagen is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner
61. If you are 21, you can legally rent a Volkswagen
62. You can complain about how ratty your Volkswagen looks and people think it is funny
63. You can sell your Volkswagen to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you
64. There are 50 year old Volkswagen's that still look good
65. You know no other guy is getting into your Volkswagen unless you give him the key
66. You can trade in your used Volkswagen as the down payment on a new one
67. Volkswagen's don't normally develop a leak once a month
68. Your Volkswagen Doesn't get pissed if you leave it at home and go out for a night with the boys
69. If you get your Volkswagen new, you know exactly how many miles it has on it
70. You don't have to engage in foreplay to get your Volkswagen to start
71. Volkswagen's follow orders and operate for extended periods of time with minimal affection and attention
72. Volkswagen's don't mind if you have another Volkswagen just for "Running around town."
73. Volkswagen's have a built in radio with volume control
74. Volkswagen's never ask you what you're thinking
75. Volkswagen's give you a much better return on your investment
76. A Volkswagen will bring you where YOU want to go
77. You can beat the shit out of your Volkswagen and not go to jail
78. If you put your foot down it won't bitch for three day's before agreeing to do it
79. You can put your load in a Volkswagen and it won't follow you around for the next week
80. To get a Volkswagen hot just turn the ignition
81. You don't need to wear a glove to drive someone else's Volkswagen
82. There is no such thing as a militant Volkswagenist
83. A Volkswagen will never tell you no cuz it only let's other Volkswagen's drive it
84. After having a Volkswagen for ten years it won;t take half your possessions when you leave it
85. Your Volkswagen won't look like a tramp with too many accessories
86. Your Volkswagen will never tell you it is leaving you for another owner
87. If Someone breaks into your Volkswagen you will know in the morning
88. You won't get arrested for paying to drive a Volkswagen.
89. When you get old you won't need Viagra to drive your Volkswagen
90. You will never have to go to the clinic after driving a fast Volkswagen
91. If your Dad Borrows your Volkswagen you won't need to see a shrink
92. Your Volkswagen won't smack you upside the head after reading this list
