imagine my surprise this morning when someone from the north pole informed me that one ASF member had fallen well short of Santa's list of nice boys. apparently, a post by Brian (aka red snapper) tipped the scale for the year:
You do need a womens touch in there especially if there is ever dishes to be washed or cars to be cleaned.
this source at the Claus residence indicated that, to highlight for all boys and girls the importance of not being sexist bastards, Santa paid a special visit to the Cook residence last night -- specifically to the Honda in the driveway.
the informant told me that Santa delivered an individualized card for Brian, too.
inside, it read:
Dear Brian,
Santa informed us that you have been an exceptionally bad, sexist boy this year. The elves who work in the North Pole, predominantly male, felt that coal was too good to give to the likes of you.
Instead, you get a pile of dirty dishes to clean.
Now get your bitch ass back to the kitchen.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
