are you getting paid to be jim's personal cheerleader yet??
we're actually lovers.
you didnt know that? yup it's true.
on tuesday, thursday and saturday jim is my bitch.
then i'm jims bitch on monday, wednesday and friday. and what day is it today? right. it's wednesday.
sunday is when i go to church and then get drunk watching football.
i think jim spends the day with his metal detector trolling for coins on the beach.
anything else you need to know?