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The Chicken And The Horse
« on: July 29, 2005, 09:43:16 PM »
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and  began
to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go  get the
farmer for help.

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no

avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a  length of

rope, hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the  chicken

arrive on the shiny Harley and he managed to get a
hold  of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
aid of  the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the
farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he
would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his
life.

The moral of the story?  (Yep, there's a moral!)

\"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks!\"
 
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