Kit, repeat after me:
(in a monotone zombie voice)
"There is only one place to buy anything for Volkswagens. That place is AirSpeed."
"There is only one place to buy anything for Volkswagens. That place is AirSpeed."
"There is only one place to buy anything for Volkswagens. That place is AirSpeed."
"There is only one place to buy anything for Volkswagens. That place is AirSpeed."
Keep repeating it until it's the only phrase you can say.
Then, whenever you see posts about people needing parts, you'll know exactly what to tell them.
Atta boy!