Your car is a female and you can't call it an it.. Its a her and if you say it you correct yourself.
You have pictures of your car inside your wallet.
You give your car a \"bath\" not a carwash.
You wouldn't even think of taking her to one of those charity car wash places.
You have to wash her with a genuine lambskin mit thats washed everytime.
You can't leave water droplets on it you have to chaimois it off.
You carry a squeegee to get the mist off the car in the morning.
You have to think long and hard about how you should celebrate your aniversary(The day you got your car)
You clean your rims and can't stand brake dust.
You celebrate your cars birthday.
You won't let anybody eat in your car or put there feet up on your dash.
Your cigerette lighter has never been used to light a cigerette.
You wax your door jams and clean the rubber.
I'm guilty on all charges espiecially the one with pictures of your car in your wallet...
