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Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Cornpanzer on November 20, 2003, 06:55:32 PM

This is a rust-free but slightly scraped up bus quarter panel that went through my grandmothers windshield on the I-5.  It is a mystery how it got there, but we suspect that it is somehow associated with Gang activity.     We are selling the quarter panel to help pay for the medical bills involved with the surgical reattatchment of Grammy's adams apple.

In this time of tragedy, we pray for her quick recovery and would appreciate a generous offer for this fine piece of vintage VW sheetmetal.

Any information that would lead us to the fiend responsible for this heinous crime would also be appreciated.  The only clue we have is that when chemical testing was done on the sheetmetal large traces of vomit , beer and Michael Jackson DNA were found on it.  It is belived that the perp has a low tolerance for alcohol (i.e. Two Beer Queer)  and may be easily confused for an 8y.o. boy.

Thanks for your concern.

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Matt on November 20, 2003, 07:04:28 PM

holy shat! Thats funny :lol: .......but I wish you came forward earlier and saved the screwin around to repair the original quarter....Geoff's probably still fitting the quality replacement panel to the side of his van.

Matt

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: James Buchan on November 20, 2003, 07:15:42 PM

CRAP pepsi came outta my nose I was laughing so hard! Now I gotta clean my monitor!
2 beer queer.....Is that Geoff's other nickname?

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Geoff on November 20, 2003, 07:26:52 PM

Hahahaha, dam that was funny even if it was at my expense :lol:
 Well i guess i'll just have to upload that video of you trolling for gay boys on Hollywood Blvd this past June. The real meaning of behind the orange curtin.
 

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Cornpanzer on November 20, 2003, 07:52:41 PM

Sigh, you really didnt put much effort into that did you Geoff......im disappointed  <_<  

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: James Buchan on November 20, 2003, 08:11:55 PM

Ya G that was lame. Even Brian could have come up with that!

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Geoff on November 20, 2003, 08:14:14 PM

Oh Dont worry, there is WAY more to come.

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: red snapper on November 21, 2003, 07:32:12 AM

My condolences to your grandmother cornpansy. I think these people responsible should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If it were up to me they would be put in a room strapped to the floor with peanut butter on their genetailia with James B. That would teach em.  :unsure:  

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: James Buchan on November 21, 2003, 10:07:43 AM

I'm more partial to marmalade - right Geoff :)

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Cornpazer on November 21, 2003, 10:21:22 AM

James, I'll rub the marmalade all over my thighs if you do the same with the peanut butter :wub:  

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: red snapper on November 21, 2003, 10:44:28 AM

Dont forget about the farm animals! James lives in Cloverdale so Im sure he has a connection somewhere. :rolleyes:  

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Cornpazer on November 21, 2003, 10:54:01 AM

SHEEP! I Just love them, i'll bring the velcro gloves!!!!!!!!

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Cornpanzer on November 21, 2003, 01:03:21 PM

Har Dee  Har Har, Peterson.  This is starting to look like the TV commercial where they guys shaved each otheres eyebrows.  :huh:  

Title: Fs: Drivers Side Qp From 68 Bus
Post by: Geoff on November 27, 2003, 09:54:48 AM

Dave where are ya, it's been days since we have had the pleasure of hearing from you :D