A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, \"Nice tie!\" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, \"Beautiful shirt.\" At this, the man called the bartender over. \"Hey, I must be losing my mind,\" he told the bartender. \"I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us.\"
\"It's the peanuts,\" answered the bartender. \"They're complimentary.\"
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