Couldn't find a late model Beetle locally?
Naw...I have a bug already.
I just started to play with this guy when he said he would sell me the car. It was just like haggling in a Moroccan market. Lot's of fun, but he thought I was serious. I had to tell him that I was flying home that day and I had no way of getting the car home, before he started to calm down.
I tell you, those Latinos are a hot headed bunch!