I went to Surrey WTF???????????????

[el_flechador]

So i figured id take my girl out to the drive in movies in Surrey, sounds like a good idea eh?

No

Wtf so im in Surrey about five minutes and stop to fill up with Gas, good so far.............

Its about midnight on a tuesday,should be quite eh??

No

So theres a couple at the bus and i hear " DONT KICK THE BABY" ......seems like common sense really

No

Dood punts the baby.................no...............really.......................

Id say its about 6months old and its not born yet ......................really..................

Yes

He is holding the other baby at the time...........yes..............(i dont hold out anyhope for this other poor kiddie)

by this time i nearly over filled my tank which is distressing me

Its OK the cops turn up

No

they arrest the girl and slap her in cuffs and stuff her in the car...........

There was lots of them and they were ready for action, ready to taze type guys

So everything has a happy ending.................

Then i go to Timmy Ho's and order a bagel, and for 5 minutes the woman tells me she cant understand mexican...............Which i take as a compliment although iam Scottish.........

So whats going on out there?

Oh yeah Hellboy sucks

[Russ]

ya welcome to surrey...
mexican eh you could probably pass for one

[red snapper]

Mexican? dude, I thought you were an Englishman. Wouldnt have guessed your a Scottsman by your accent.

[piercedvw]

LOL.. I don't cross 200th except to get van parts..lol.. Surrey has really gone downhill in the past 5 years.
 
We have bears here in Langley...

And on that note..... I'd rather get mauled by a bear then someone at a gas station.. 

[Chris]

dood the drive-in is in aldergrove, thats f'en worse than Surrey.

[Matt]

dood the drive-in is in aldergrove, thats f'en worse than Surrey.

you just say that cause you live in Surrey...