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Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Geoff on December 02, 2004, 12:04:30 PM
While surfing the web I came across these pic's of a office. It reminds me of my old work and some of the pranks we would get upto there.

Speaking of my old work maybe one of the guys are in the Dog house now? Garry,Lee,KK is that your desk?

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Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: jason_hamilton on December 02, 2004, 12:14:22 PM
I don't know about pranks, but my paychecks are a joke...
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Chris on December 02, 2004, 12:18:10 PM
my favourite was always messing with the phones, calling someone transferring them to another person the transferring them to themselves, of course that was before I found the internet..............
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: dannyboy on December 02, 2004, 12:19:11 PM
It's not a work prank but Amanda sent us a pic of Pointblank after last weeks party night........Got nair?

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Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: red snapper on December 02, 2004, 12:33:23 PM
I thought that was a fur coat! Sorry to hear things are not too busy at Airspeed. Some of the things you guys come up with. :blink:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: James Buchan on December 02, 2004, 12:50:27 PM
Put cream on someone's phone, put it to thier ear and the fun begins.
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: red snapper on December 02, 2004, 01:45:57 PM
We have a guy here at work who has an unusual amount of keys on his keychain.  This has been an ongoing prank for some time now as we have been adding keys to it for the past month and a half. I just keeps getting bigger and bigger. He still has no clue as to what is going on. Hes slightly leans to the right when he walks. :lol:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Shane on December 02, 2004, 02:17:39 PM
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It's not a work prank but Amanda sent us a pic of Pointblank after last weeks party night........Got nair?

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Dannyboy that is why we love you so much... you take lame old jokes that are beat to death, and you recycle them... you are just sooo smert!!!!


Best one was when my brother inlaw was up ladder and I pants him.... right down to the ankles, he is scared of heights so he would not let go..... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Geoff on December 02, 2004, 03:03:49 PM
That pic looks like the missing link, kina big footish.
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: notchback on December 02, 2004, 07:03:48 PM
Well Im sure Geoff may tell this story but back in the day at old Cal Imports , Geoff and myself hog tied a new employee, meaning taping his ankles to his wrists, then putting him in a large shipping box and completely wasting about 3 or 4 rolls of tape to enclose it so he couldn't get out. The capper was he needed to breathe somehow so Geoff devised the breathing apparatice, a large chunk of breather hose was used. The only thing was as the guy was breathing  a wave of knock out gas went down the pipe, lol ( a fart by not me) and the guy kinda gagged on it. Finally we carted him outside and put him in the dumpster, still in the box. He finally broke out of the box with a huge cloud of steam dumping out from his body heat. Oh yeah this was in the middle of the winter. Oh those were the days, I could go on for ever
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: BUGGER on December 02, 2004, 07:39:28 PM
Well i kinda have one, but it may offend a lot of you guys out there... you know who you are.
 :lol:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Chris on December 02, 2004, 08:39:47 PM
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Well i kinda have one, but it may offend a lot of you guys out there... you know who you are.
 :lol:
you wish.
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: btljuce on December 02, 2004, 09:14:48 PM
a buddy from work came back from lunch,and i gave him a piece of paper with the name myra manes on it and a phone number. i told him it was urgent that he called her. the number was from a funeral home , so he calls and says hello, can i speak to myra manes, (meanwhile i'm trying not to laugh) he repeats but finally gets it !!LOL  :lol:   i know it's not a pic,but damn was it funny  :P  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Mowser on December 02, 2004, 10:08:42 PM
My favorite is a prank I play on apprentice electricians.  An electrician without his tools on may as well be a plumber so when I see one of my apprentices up on a ladder without his tools I casually walk by with a VERY LONG tie wrap and zip his leg to the nearest rung on the ladder.  Works very well as they are completely helpless without their tools.  

I've only ever had to do it to the same apprentice twice.  They tend to learn that one quick.
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Chris on December 02, 2004, 10:14:22 PM
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My favorite is a prank I play on apprentice electricians.  An electrician without his tools on may as well be a plumber so when I see one of my apprentices up on a ladder without his tools I casually walk by with a VERY LONG tie wrap and zip his leg to the nearest rung on the ladder.  Works very well as they are completely helpless without their tools.  

I've only ever had to do it to the same apprentice twice.  They tend to learn that one quick.
Classic.

Some old school welders I know that went to school together used to weld guys to there booths. Some of the guys would cut the leather off there steel toe and polish them up, so a guy would tack on a bar to his feet and to the leg of the booth he was working at. Needless to say it was good for a few laughs.

One of my favourite ones was running scripts on peoples computers so that when they did certain things it would make annoying sounds, like this one girl in Edmonton that I told us a joke one day about goats and then we started calling her goat girl, so I did some scripts that forced her computer to play goat sounds everytime she pressed a key, then when she was on the phone I would run the script and bam she could barely contain herself as she was trying to do some booking with a client and her computer get making goat noises.

 
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: GRK on December 02, 2004, 10:21:38 PM
Years ago Working out @ Chevron Refinery in Burnaby , our lunchroom and toilets were portables. Pranks back and forth for a few weeks .One guy goes to the washroom and  at one of the sinks ties in to the cold water line runs it threw floor under neath and brings it out behind an eye level heating duct in front of a urinal! Fellow who started all the pranks goes for a leak while  holding on to you know what having a leak my buddy goes turns the sink tap on and just soaks guy taking a leak after all he's in middle of taking a leak and can't move!  :huh:  :o  ;)  :P  :D  :mullet:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Needles on December 02, 2004, 10:28:06 PM
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Well i kinda have one, but it may offend a lot of you guys out there... you know who you are.
 :lol:
Is that not a 'Risque' avatar??

Whats this thing fixation with Danny, cause I just figured out your signature :huh:  Yikes!!
 :wub: hurts!! :lol:
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Shane on December 02, 2004, 10:53:01 PM
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Well i kinda have one, but it may offend a lot of you guys out there... you know who you are.
 :lol:
I call Bullshit!!! :lol:  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: red snapper on December 03, 2004, 07:09:59 AM
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Well i kinda have one, but it may offend a lot of you guys out there... you know who you are.
 :lol:
How could any women offend us? I was worried about offending her. :o  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Dave R on December 03, 2004, 10:01:03 AM
enjoy:
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Never had an office job or experienced many pranks where I work... but if you want to hear school pranks and grad pranks.........  :D  
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: steveo_32 on December 03, 2004, 10:34:38 PM
I new a guy who used to run over every sunday and weld up the entrance gates to the church......
 
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: silas on December 05, 2004, 04:50:36 PM
at the restaurant the pranks would vary depending on who was being pranked.

we used to stand behind the bar and use our cell phones to call the hostess and try and make a reservation with some twisted accent. it was her job to not get pissed at the customers, so we would just exploit that fact and push her to the edge.

to keep our meals warm we would cover them with bowls (like lids). we would replace staff members dinners with a bowl of fish heads or empty mussel shells while they werent looking.

then there was the ole make a highball some sorta something in it (tabasco sauce, visine....)

at school it was mostly just foolin those that dont know any better.

go to the tool crib and grab me a 3/8's diameter fallopian tube, brake light micrometer and a meter/lb torque wrench.
Title: Pranks At Work, Lets Hear Some
Post by: Shane on December 24, 2004, 02:31:04 PM
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