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Title: Sad But True
Post by: egspot on May 15, 2007, 10:53:55 AM

SAD BUT TRUE  
 

BBQ RULES

After months of cold and rainy weather, we are finally upon summer and BBQ season.  Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.  When a man volunteers to do the BBQing the following chain of events are put into motion:


Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes the dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, spices, and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....


 

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.  He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he deals with
the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed \"her night off.\"  And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women....
 
 

Title: Sad But True
Post by: red snapper on May 15, 2007, 11:32:16 AM

Your gonna be in a-lot of trouble dude!  :huh:


















What was that about women doing the dishes again? ^_^  

Title: Sad But True
Post by: moni on May 15, 2007, 05:02:26 PM

oh brian, brian... emilio is spared because of the important disclaimer he placed at the top of this anecdote:

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SAD BUT TRUE

not to mention it makes BBQ'n men look like jackasses. that always bodes well in my books. ;)

you, on the other hand, are poking the bear (to borrow a phrase from matt). i suspect you still haven't learned your lesson, and will have to be given dish duty in the very near future...  

Title: Sad But True
Post by: Shane on May 15, 2007, 06:10:48 PM

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oh brian, brian... emilio is spared because of the important disclaimer he placed at the top of this anecdote:



not to mention it makes BBQ'n men look like jackasses. that always bodes well in my books. ;)

you, on the other hand, are poking the bear (to borrow a phrase from matt). i suspect you still haven't learned your lesson, and will have to be given dish duty in the very near future...

Brian, Poking the Bear can hurt dod, I thought you would have let that rest??? I guess you just liek to be in trouble all the time :lol:  

Title: Sad But True
Post by: red snapper on May 16, 2007, 06:53:48 AM

Trouble is my middle name I guess. lol. ;)  

Title: Sad But True
Post by: ~Manda on May 16, 2007, 09:57:46 AM

someone has to stir the 'pot' on here.... :lol:
just won't be me or Moni washin' it :rockon:  

Title: Sad But True
Post by: silas on May 16, 2007, 07:34:55 PM

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someone has to stir the 'pot' on here.... :lol:
just won't be me or Moni washin' it :rockon:

lol.