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General Forums => Air Speed Lounge => Topic started by: Lanny on January 05, 2007, 06:53:15 AM
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I'll have him describe what happened if he chooses... :blink:
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:!: Lets hear it :!:
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I heard about this one :wacko:
Don't think he planned on that kind of roller coaster!
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???
\"Let the children play\" Santana 1979?
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So what did he do with the sheep after it was over?
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It is kinda a long story,
But is is one that most won't believe, I am glad I had a witness.
My Aunt gave me one of those 10x10 aluminum garages. So an employee and myself headed over to get it yesterday AM. So we back into her back yard with the truck and flat deck trailer. We get out of the truck to see what we need to do to get in on the trailer. We are standing at the back of the trailer when I hear my engine rev up, I start to yell at the person to stop, good thing the grass was wet. As the person starts to spin out on the grass , I start to run after the truck and trailer and manage to hop onto the flat deck. We have 2' plywood sides on the flat deck So I manage to lie down on my stomach near the front of the trailer not holding onto anything, I did not want to let the person see me in the trailer. The person gets to the first stop sign and there was a car infront so they laid on the horn and went up over the sidewalk spinning the trucks tires... I had mangaed to call 911 telling them I was in the trailer and someone had stole my truck however I had no Idea where I was going as I could not see. The person made a left at about 60 or 70 kms per hour then a hard right, I was relaying this to the police , yet I had no Idea where we were now. All of a sudden the truck stopped. At this point I was on the biggest rush ever... I whispered to the police that we stopped and I had to go. I hung up my cell and put it in my pocket. I looked over the side and saw the person starting to take the trailer off the hitch.... I jumped out of the trailer and landed on the person knocking them to the ground I proceeded to apprehend the person ;) many many times over and over.... When \"SHE\" started screaming for me to stop... That startled me , We had now ended up on the side walk with her in a headlock. she then tried to bite me, so I had to change my hold :lol:. Just then the police called back wondering what he hell happened. I told them where we were and to hurry as she is not happy. Just then another crack head walks up and tells me to get off the woman or she was going to steal my still running truck. I said to myself. Not again... A man came out of his house cuz my thief was screaming pretty bad about being caught :lol: . I asked him to take the keys out of my truck. The Crackhead then asks the thief if she stole my truck and the thief said yes, So the crack head starts beating on the thief telling her she is stupid and should have a gun or a knife when she is doing this.. At this point I am just bewildered at what is going on... Thinking to myself,\"You can't make this shit up\" The police arrive and handcuff my thief who then starts to tell the cops I jumped her and beat the shit out of her as she was just passing by. The crackhead starts to pick shit up off the ground and throw it at the thief calling her everyname in the book. And there is me still just thinking\" what the fuck just happened here\" The cop sends the crackhead on her way with a threat of jail. Then picks up the thiefs jacket off the ground(must have been ripped off, when I apprehended her :P ) First thing he pulls out is an open butterfly knife. He tells me that I got lucky or it could have been worse. I am thinking I know I was lucky cuz I stayed on the damn flatdeck for 8 long blocks. He then pulls out the faceplate to a stereo on the ground next to my truck, The woman the proceeds to tell the cop she did steal my truck etc....
And that was the story..... About an hour later the police phone me and tell me to go get a tetnis (sp) shot because of the tussle... (that freaked me out more than the whole adventure)
How was your Thursday???
:lol: :lol:
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I thought Canada was safe. :blink:
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Shane,
I'm glad you are alright. I can believe this because this stuff happens all of the time and just be thankful to God that he protected you.
Stephan
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This happened in Surrey and unless your from Surrey, it's not really considered part of Canada by the rest of the Canadians. :lol:
God didn't protect him, the 2' trailer sides did.
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This happened in Surrey and unless your from Surrey, it's not really considered part of Canada by the rest of the Canadians. :lol:
God didn't protect him, the 2' trailer sides did.
and my amazing James Bond skills :rockon:
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You are lucky...and I think your Aunt should consider moving.... :unsure:
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You are lucky...and I think your Aunt should consider moving.... :unsure:
Actually she did and that is why I got the shed.. :lol:
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. she then tried to bite me,
I hope she didn't break the skin?
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I thought Canada was safe. :blink:
If it was America, she'd have a Glock.
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If it was America, she'd have a Glock.
Absolutely, and she would not have waited till they got out of the car. :o
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Wow........who woulda thought........Shane's a ninja...... :blink:
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WHOA!
Dude glad your okay. What a insane story...
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Shane, is like a 007, Magnum P.I., Navy Seals, The HULK, a Heroe.
Life is good and you still around.
I bet you were really happy to get home and see the Family after all that.
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:o Sounds scary, sorry to hear about that and glad you are OK .Time to start carrying a weapon, male or female dont FU @$#%$ WITH OTHER PEOPLES SH!@#$ Aftr reading about a penticton mom whose car was hijacked with mother and 2 kids in car in chase for an hour or the dirt bag piece of sh$@# who beat up the elderly Vancouver women [ As Mr bickle said ( It is time for a hard rain to come and wash the scum away ) Take care Shane and buy a few bats for the car and house . I see a return of vigilantism comming very soon pay backs a bitch ;) Take care down there and a t least we have a good little community here to help one another out .
Later Outkast
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I Knew there was a good reason to vacate the Surrey/Langley area!
Holy sh!# dude! You're my hero !!Glad you're ok! :wacko:
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That's an awesome story. I never really thought you look like the \"action hero\" type (well, you do now), but I've always thought you look like the last guy I'd want to have catch me stealing his truck. It's a damn shame that a good guy like you, with all the karma you've got going on, has to literally fight to protect the stuff you work so hard for.
When I'm King we'll have death squads out looking for scumbags like that. You just don't f**k with a man's wheels...
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dayum.
glad you're ok shane. that is quite the tale.
i agree with....
God didn't protect him, the 2' trailer sides did.
and....
but I've always thought you look like the last guy I'd want to have catch me stealing his truck.
and....
Holy sh!# dude! You're my hero !!Glad you're ok!
B)
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When I'm King we'll have death squads out looking for scumbags like that. You just don't f**k with a man's wheels...
On a need to know basis
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That's like something you would see on a movie! Glad your OK
Ninja Shane :ph34r: :rockon:
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OMG shane glad to hear ur ok, thats quite the story, man how did u not knock that bitch to the ground? if it were me i think i woulda lost it and broken her legs haha and i think it woulda been worse if someone were to steal my beetle oh god an experience i wouldnt want to go through but im just glad ur safe and sound now :blush:
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dude i'm glade your OK , .......... and i can't believe you didn't kick her in the box !!!
if i would have seen you holding her in a head lock , i would have come up behind her and put the laces to her camel toe , and then finished with a rear naked choke and made her tap out. :lol:
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I Knew there was a good reason to vacate the Surrey/Langley area!
This was near your Dad's neck of the woods ;)
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Since she is allready a crackhead , Can we hire her and take some picture? Headlock?
Just kiding man.
I am really glad you are around and looking forward to seem you race with the rest next year.
egspot
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Wow ! wild stuff. Glad your ok Shane.
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jeebus mary and joseph!
glad things worked out in a best-case scenario... but good lawrd, that's enough action hero crap to last a lifetime.
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Wow Shane.
Glad you are allright, that is one mighty good story to tell the grand kids. It was worth reading 3 times. I'm sure your heart was beating at 100% capacity and in your throat. I would still be shaking from the addrenilin rush.
Kevin
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Now is that KARMA!!!!
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:blink: Wow, some peoples kids. glad to see your ok
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If it was America, she'd have a Glock.
If it was America they would have made a movie about it already. :P
Thats' messed up. Good to hear you are OK, and you got your ride back.
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If it was America, she'd have a Glock.
If it was America they would have made a movie about it already. :P
You are both right :wacko:
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Just want to thank Russ and Roadrunner for sneaking a copy of \"The Action Hereos Handbook\" onto my doorstep...
You see as an action hereo we see all.. and Roadrunner, I watched as you ran away :P
Very funnybook, I now know how to escape from a sinking ship :rockon:
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Well, I really want you to be prepared for your next Mission ;)
Saw me huh? :o
Guess I am not very sneaky :P
Glad you are ok, want you to stay that way, so hone those skills. All of us non skilled/experienced civilians are countin on ya now!
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Wow that's a pretty scary story. Glad to hear you didn't get hurt.
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Holy crap! Shane, I didnt know you were so tough! Glad your o.k. B)
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holy crap! i think i just found shanes secret identity!
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