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Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: moni on December 25, 2006, 01:17:46 AM
imagine my surprise this morning when someone from the north pole informed me that one ASF member had fallen well short of Santa's list of nice boys. apparently, a post by Brian (aka red snapper) tipped the scale for the year:

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You do need a womens touch in there especially if there is ever dishes to be washed or cars to be cleaned.

this source at the Claus residence indicated that, to highlight for all boys and girls the importance of not being sexist bastards, Santa paid a special visit to the Cook residence last night -- specifically to the Honda in the driveway.

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the informant told me that Santa delivered an individualized card for Brian, too.

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inside, it read:

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Dear Brian,

Santa informed us that you have been an exceptionally bad, sexist boy this year. The elves who work in the North Pole, predominantly male, felt that coal was too good to give to the likes of you.

Instead, you get a pile of dirty dishes to clean.

Now get your bitch ass back to the kitchen.

Merry Christmas,

Santa
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: James Buchan on December 25, 2006, 07:49:35 AM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: slammed 58 on December 25, 2006, 08:18:03 AM
:o  :o  :o  :o  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  holy crap  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: neverstroke's stroker on December 25, 2006, 08:50:32 AM
TeeHee - I love it!!!    (poor Brian)
 :P
 :lol:
 
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: Matt on December 25, 2006, 08:50:38 AM
Moni, that is gonna be the highlight of this years holiday events for sure!!! Good on ya!
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: slammedbus on December 25, 2006, 09:31:29 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!! MONI MONI MONI!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: Island bugs on December 25, 2006, 09:44:33 AM
I don't know from what I can see somebody already washed them for him!
So......
Everything appears to be as it should be! LOL
Wayne
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: OUTKAST on December 25, 2006, 10:10:03 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: Brian
Merry Christmas  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: RoadRunner on December 25, 2006, 10:16:49 AM
I hope his wife bought him an apron :P  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: Geoff on December 25, 2006, 10:38:31 AM
Now that is funny! :lol:  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: Darren Dilley on December 25, 2006, 12:17:48 PM
Holly SH !!!!T.... Dude  :lol:  :D  :lol:  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: steveo_32 on December 25, 2006, 04:59:46 PM
That made my day! Fricken awsome!!
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: Shane on December 25, 2006, 05:27:13 PM
Moni, Did you cross the Line????
Brian seems you keep picking on people who go hard core????
LOL
Good one MOni.. Merry Christmas Brian, You know I love ya...
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: slugbug on December 25, 2006, 07:08:17 PM
Funny stuff  :D  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: red snapper on December 25, 2006, 09:37:59 PM
Oh Simone, I dont know how your going to serve your man for dinner now that you gave me all your best china. I guess it will be paper plates. ;)  I did have a good laugh this morning. No Budda, no line crossed there. That was actually funny.  ;)  I will put those plates in a special place because you never know where they will show up.  Merry Christmas Everyone!
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: thrasherbill on December 26, 2006, 12:00:42 AM
I happen to know that beneath Brian's cold hearted exterior, he actually feels really bad about this. So in order to make it up to the elves Brian will be travelling to the North Pole to help the elves prepare for next Christmas. Now Brian won't be making any toys or doing any actual work because as we all know, Brian is a union guy. Instead he will be giving the elves moral support. Sort of a cheerleader to the elves if you will.

Here is a short clip of Brian practicing his elf routine.

CLICKIT! (http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=1ea097f9126d6bddcf5e535G06122522)


Merry Christmas Brian!
Ya know we  :wub:  ya!


 :rockon:  
Title: A Christmas Retribution Story
Post by: red snapper on December 27, 2006, 11:48:01 AM
Now that was some funny shit. It aint over though. :ph34r: