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General Forums => Air Speed Lounge => Topic started by: moni on December 25, 2006, 01:17:46 AM
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imagine my surprise this morning when someone from the north pole informed me that one ASF member had fallen well short of Santa's list of nice boys. apparently, a post by Brian (aka red snapper) tipped the scale for the year:
You do need a womens touch in there especially if there is ever dishes to be washed or cars to be cleaned.
this source at the Claus residence indicated that, to highlight for all boys and girls the importance of not being sexist bastards, Santa paid a special visit to the Cook residence last night -- specifically to the Honda in the driveway.
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the informant told me that Santa delivered an individualized card for Brian, too.
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inside, it read:
Dear Brian,
Santa informed us that you have been an exceptionally bad, sexist boy this year. The elves who work in the North Pole, predominantly male, felt that coal was too good to give to the likes of you.
Instead, you get a pile of dirty dishes to clean.
Now get your bitch ass back to the kitchen.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:o :o :o :o :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: holy crap
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TeeHee - I love it!!! (poor Brian)
:P
:lol:
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Moni, that is gonna be the highlight of this years holiday events for sure!!! Good on ya!
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ROFLMFAO!!!! MONI MONI MONI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I don't know from what I can see somebody already washed them for him!
So......
Everything appears to be as it should be! LOL
Wayne
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Brian
Merry Christmas
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I hope his wife bought him an apron :P
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Now that is funny! :lol:
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Holly SH !!!!T.... Dude :lol: :D :lol:
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That made my day! Fricken awsome!!
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Moni, Did you cross the Line????
Brian seems you keep picking on people who go hard core????
LOL
Good one MOni.. Merry Christmas Brian, You know I love ya...
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Funny stuff :D
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Oh Simone, I dont know how your going to serve your man for dinner now that you gave me all your best china. I guess it will be paper plates. ;) I did have a good laugh this morning. No Budda, no line crossed there. That was actually funny. ;) I will put those plates in a special place because you never know where they will show up. Merry Christmas Everyone!
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I happen to know that beneath Brian's cold hearted exterior, he actually feels really bad about this. So in order to make it up to the elves Brian will be travelling to the North Pole to help the elves prepare for next Christmas. Now Brian won't be making any toys or doing any actual work because as we all know, Brian is a union guy. Instead he will be giving the elves moral support. Sort of a cheerleader to the elves if you will.
Here is a short clip of Brian practicing his elf routine.
CLICKIT! (http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=1ea097f9126d6bddcf5e535G06122522)
Merry Christmas Brian!
Ya know we :wub: ya!
:rockon:
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Now that was some funny shit. It aint over though. :ph34r: