Author Topic: Sunday Breaky? (Read 3954 times)

James Buchan · « **Reply #30 on:** November 07, 2005, 07:31:20 AM »

I haven't slept past 7 am in years - Ry has me up before the sun on most days. Wait till you get a job that has you waking up at 4am so you can commute an hour each way... 8:30 is late for most.

Bruce · « **Reply #31 on:** November 07, 2005, 08:41:38 AM »

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I haven't slept past 7 am in years - Ry has me up before the sun on most days.

Haven't you heard about vasoline? Apply it liberally to the other side of your bedroom's door knob.

James Buchan · « **Reply #32 on:** November 07, 2005, 08:51:53 AM »

SHe'd kick it in - seriously!

moni · « **Reply #33 on:** November 07, 2005, 11:09:15 AM »

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Haven't you heard about vasoline? Apply it liberally to the other side of your bedroom's door knob.

i'm afraid to ask why you are greasing up door knobs...

Matt · « **Reply #34 on:** November 07, 2005, 06:41:49 PM »

I can't believe Kirin made a comment abou procreating, and nobody jumped on that. I'm dissapointed asf'ers.....

however.....Moni made up for it with the greased doorknob bit!! :lol:

Bruce · « **Reply #35 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:31:43 AM »

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i'm afraid to ask why you are greasing up door knobs...

Three year old hands can't grip a greased knob tight enough to turn it. This is the greatest sex aid ever developed.

jason_hamilton · « **Reply #36 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:14:09 AM »

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Three year old hands can't grip a greased knob tight enough to turn it.

Author Topic: Sunday Breaky? (Read 3954 times)

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