so all you have to do is figure out how to harness that electrical energy and turn it into mechanical energy.
so, you turn the pop cooler into a huge combustion chamber and fill it with gas, using a paper mache piston made out of the nudie mags, use the donairs as a connecting rod, that will attach to your squishy machine crankshaft, which is joined by the $1 slice large pizza to the transmission made out of lottery tickets, and that drives the flourescent bulb drive shaft that turns your day old $.50 slice large pizza wheels....and bam. you're there. :wacko: