Billy Bob gots him a real nice domestic automobile he did. It's a classic he dun told me, there aint one like it anywheres.
Billy Bob was sittin on the porch gettin his mullet all fixed up real good and thinking abouts the new yella paint on the Olds meat wagon when...... Along came this nice lady with her two brothers. Daisy was her name, and the three of them needed to sell their ride to get out of Hazzard quick.
So Billy Bob gave them his mommas purse and gots him a real Mopar racing car.
He dun bought a nice old ford truck from thier Uncle Jessie some years back before Jessie wound up dead from some moonshine highjackers.
So Billybob made him one car from the two and gots him a 4x4 racing mopar car.
Them good old boys used to slide across the hood real good but Billy cant do that no more cuz on account it sittin so high. He's getting good at crawling of the outhouse and in the window like a real pro though.
Anyways i just dun thoughts you may wanna see the new ride, oh yeah waddya think abouts Them curtians in the yella car? I dun them myself from a pair of Billy Bobs mammas underwear, mind the dark spots.
