My Iroc Camaro Is Sweet!

[Geoff]

Just by reading these quotes you know this guy has a Mullet! :mullet:
Use the link to hear the audio.

\"Radar doesn't work right on my car because I keep my car shiny and clean and radar bounces off it\"

\"Radar won't track cars that are sweet and shiny\"

\"I could outrun any cop out there...I've got probably 270 horsepower\"

\"The IROC Camaro is made out of special metal\"

\"When I'm pulled over and the cop walks up to my car, you know the first thing I do? I rev it up to about 6 thousand RPM just to show him what's up\"

\"No cops radar is effective on a sweet car\"

http://www.sixtyninecamaro.com/audio/iroc.mp3

\"I've got neon around the license plate and that distracts the radar\"

     
 

[Matt]

That is the funniest damn thing I've heard.....

\"I have alot of tats and I keep a pack of marlboro reds on the dash\"

\"It's hard to drive when your girlfriend is doin a knob-nibble\"

\"all my tats are temporary man\"

\"I got flame decals and t-tops\"

I hope there isn't someone that frickin stupid in the world!!

Matt

[silas]

\"i gots me a chain steering wheel and yosemite sam mudflaps, i gots neon around my license plate to bounce the radar off of it.\"

i'm surprised he didn't mention the canadian tire strap on fart can and high density paper-mache ground effects kit.

what about the hello kitty action figures crazy glued to the dash and the hotwheels toy iroc stapled to the steering wheel.

and dont forget that if you hang a cd from your rearview mirror the cop that pulls you over will become hypnotized and you get him to \"nibble on yer knob\".



 

[btljuce]

hey guys don't forget what IROC stands for, italian retard out cruzin, or i roll on credit,or.....................(add yours here!!!!!!!!!!) lol